Im sure your therapist will help you cope with the situation. On your dime of course.

Giddy up buttercup.

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    4 months ago

    if you’re feeling over stressed then stop by our mental health station where you can have FIFTEEN MINUTES of PAID QUIET TIME as often as once per day AND a FREE CUPCAKE!!!

    (quiet time and free cupcake vouchers require a one time signature of a release form stating that The Company provided you with free mental health counseling and are henceforth no longer liable for any future mental health issues you may experience in perpetuity)

    LETS MAKE IT A GREAT DAY AT THE COMPANY!!!