I think this is a technique for not dying of smoke inhalation during a fire. Sure hope someone’s coming to save your ass cuz you’re still in a burning building.
It is indeed! Just gonna take out my toilet straw from the back of the cupboard and run to the shitter. Rest of the family will have to find their own shit sipper.
I think this is a technique for not dying of smoke inhalation during a fire. Sure hope someone’s coming to save your ass cuz you’re still in a burning building.
OR
🤔
I’m going down like a real man: tasting my own farts.
Tough times make hard men or whatever
I always get hard when I do this. My insurance is getting suspicious that my house keeps burning down though :/
Times are tough and men are hard
Wait a minute that doesn’t work
Hard men make lovely times, lovely times make babies
Oh you think it’s not to taste sewer gas?
Gotta do something about that pesky morning breath.
It is indeed! Just gonna take out my toilet straw from the back of the cupboard and run to the shitter. Rest of the family will have to find their own shit sipper.