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minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoSELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-28 months ago…AND behavior = ‘nice’? For reference: https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
minus-squarepsud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoFor that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-28 months agoInvalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoYou forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
minus-squaredatelmd5sum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoI would not fill my glass with string.
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
…AND behavior = ‘nice’?
For reference:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism
Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
glass_content === 0
Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
I would not fill my glass with string.