The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 7 months agoThe tribulations of Tony Pizzastartrek.websiteimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageThe tribulations of Tony Pizzastartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoI call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is (“what’s the word, little bird?”)
minus-squareAviandelight @mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoDoes she respond “how now brown cow?”
minus-squareFat Tony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-27 months agoI’m thinking more like: “I want a divorce, charley horse.”
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months ago“Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass.”
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoI’m gonna eat you out, my little trout.
minus-squarehansl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoBird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is (“what’s the word, little bird?”)
Does she respond “how now brown cow?”
I’m thinking more like: “I want a divorce, charley horse.”
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“Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass.”
Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.
Oooh she’ll like that one!
I’m gonna eat you out, my little trout.
Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
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