The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 9 months agoChristmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]startrek.websiteimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareSokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoIsn’t Santa omniscient? He should already know where the presents are, so he must be a sadist.
minus-squarebionicjoey@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-29 months agoSanta isn’t omniscient. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. We can infer from this phrasing that he can’t see you when you’re awake. He also knows if you’ve been bad or good but that information isn’t as specific.
minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoWhat if I upload my consciousness to the internet, then ran that through a VPN and Tor and iP2P and all that, think I could shake him?
minus-squarebionicjoey@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoYou need to be behind 7 proxies to evade him
minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-29 months agoFake: basically VPNs with more steps Gay: behind
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Isn’t Santa omniscient? He should already know where the presents are, so he must be a sadist.
Santa isn’t omniscient. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. We can infer from this phrasing that he can’t see you when you’re awake. He also knows if you’ve been bad or good but that information isn’t as specific.
What if I upload my consciousness to the internet, then ran that through a VPN and Tor and iP2P and all that, think I could shake him?
You need to be behind 7 proxies to evade him
Fake: basically VPNs with more steps
Gay: behind
Oh shit, you figured me out